Riots, Election 2016, ISIS, Murder all under the Obama Clinton Resigme

The WIRE: Your week in review


ChappaquaFrom Charlotte to Chappaqua — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest®presents: The WIRE!

“We’re not thugs” they shrieked as they looted, assaulted innocent bystanders and even shot each other.

Messrs. Merriam and Webster disagree.

If North Carolina passes a law keeping men out of the girls’ room, it might hurt Charlotte’s tourism industry!

Perish the thought.

Violence against white people was, as always, unnoticed by the lords and ladies of the left.

Big whoop. If Obama had a son, he wouldn’t look anything like that guy.

In a speech to the Congressional Black Caucus, Obama said “I will consider it a personal insult, an insult to my legacy if black voters fail to show up for Hillary this fall.”

As if his legacy isn’t enough of an insult on its own.

Check out Ahmad Khan Rahami, the suspect in New York and New Jersey bombings, seen here being loaded into an ambulance. Apparently, dieting isn’t a factor in jihad.

Fatty McIslam clearly got his money’s worth out of that pressure cooker.

Up in St. Cloud, Minnesota, another Islamic terrorist attacked a mall, stabbing nine people before a certified NRA instructor drew his concealed carry weapon and put him down. That’s pretty much the gun grabbers’ worst nightmare, right there.

So what, you saved some people. STOP WRECKING OUR NARRATIVE!

Reports out of Iraq indicate ISIS terrorists may have deployed mustard gas against U.S. and Iraqi troops. Now ISIS has chemical weapons? How far past the “red line” are they at this point?

If this gets worse, the Nobel Committee is gonna want their Peace Prize back.

Hillary doesn’t have time for real press conferences without planted questions and scripted answers, but she has plenty of time for fake TV shows with weird comedians.

To be fair, the old girl thought it was C-Span. “Galee-fa-whoosit? You crazy kids, with your funny names!”

Hillary continued trying to deflect attention to wild allegations about Trump, claiming his past “may reveal ties to terrorists and Russian hackers.”

Hillary better hope so, since hers are already well-established.

Hillary also claimed “I’m the only candidate… who has been part of the hard decisions to take terrorists off the battlefield.”

I guess “resettling them in Dearborn” qualifies as taking them “off the battlefield.”

Things got a little awkward when Hillary tried to calm panicking democrats in Orlando. “Why aren’t I 50 points ahead of Trump?”

You want a complete list? I’m not sure you have that kind of time, Nana.

She also tried to play the “sexist” card against the Donald, claiming “Donald Trump looks at women and decides how their looks rate on a scale of one to 10.”

Whereas your serial rapist husband rates them on a scale of one to “unconscious.”

With Nana slipping steadily in the polls (and on staircases, sidewalks and stages), her minions retried pushing the “Trump is Hitler” meme with predictable results.

It loses some oomph when you only offer Eva Braun’s creepy older sister as an alternative.

Anthony Weiner slithered back into the headlines this week, following revelations that the soon-to-be ex-husband of Hillary minion Huma Abedin engaged in a long-term, online, sexual relationship with a 15-year-old girl.

Kinda taking this whole “Carlos Danger” too far, creep.

Looks like hard times are behind Hillary and Bill. Despite being “dead broke” just a couple of years ago, the couple purchased a third home this week for over a million dollars.

All the loot they laundered through their “foundation” was burning a hole in her pantsuit.

Terrorists searching for “gun-free zones” (aka: soft-targets) can keep on looking! The faculty and staff at the Medina Independent School District in Texas have a lot more than red ink waiting for them.

Now THAT’S “gunsense!”

And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”

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